Did someone sound the PHARMALARM

why do geno and donatello have identical eye colors

why is my life a carousel of suffering

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.


Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
Hey Nuke I've seen you talking about subeta a lot I was wondering if you could explain what it is.
Anonymous

Subeta is a pretty cool social pet site thing! A lot of people say “neopets for an older audience” as an over-simplified description. I am on Subeta like 100% for the pets so I’m not really the best advocate for talking about anything else. But, we do have a really great human avatar system, as well as cool Quests, forums, and other interesting game mechanics!

I have 37 beautiful pets and I don’t have a problem. They come in kajillions of amazing colors!!