ivonman:

favorite character meme
1/5 funny scenes

today nothing happened in the last hour of work so i talked with new manager about stuff, we talked about our pets and our lives, she had to go and ask “have you always lived with your grandmother?” so i explained everything and god my life is a long story lol

i brought up how people kinda harass me over how i don’t have my license yet and how my response is well i’ve been kinda. busy. and she’s like yeah that’s. wow. and i’m like. yeah. and

yeah

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

tonemonotone:

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if you don’t love rescue bots i honestly don’t know wtf is wrong with you

He’s really a big sweetie though

He’s really a big sweetie though

He looks so offended that I dare offer him, the Great Medic Pharma With Them Magic Hands, a cupcake.

He looks so offended that I dare offer him, the Great Medic Pharma With Them Magic Hands, a cupcake.

play-doh

WHAT

how can you dislike anything about play-doh!?!??!